Travelling Red Dress

If you read The Bloggess, you already know about the Travelling Red Dress. I was very excited yesterday when my dress arrived. I tried it on this morning and it's too small :( I thought a 16-18 would fit but apparently I'm a moron because there's NO way this dress will fit me currently.

Part of my problem now is I signed up to get a Travelling Red Dress to help lift me out of this funk I've been in for the last 8 or so months but now I feel worse than ever, I'm weepy and have spent the better part of the morning feel sorry for myself (it doesn't help that my knee is KILLING me today). Somewhere out there has got to be a gorgeous red dress that will fit my battered body and lift my battered spirit.